037. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Day of the Dead XI now playing in your closest window. Emmett, do we have any popcorn?

For those of us who are insane and not sexually active and need to venture out onset, bring a flame thrower or hockey stick.  Make it a flame thrower. It's better to watch and more sanitary.

Speaking of sanitary, wash your hands and turn your head when you cough, especially around this guy. If you've been just the gosh-golly do-gooders Allison Cameron that you all pride yourself on being and gave him a big bear hug of a hello--congratulations, you're infected. Come see me, just not now. Zombie bite and possible malignant scarlet fever...badass combo. ...I wonder if that would be treatable.

EDIT: Julia. I have your medication. See me after the show.

Comments

[hotfromhell.livejournal.com]

Wonder if you're treatable.

Pretty endearing bozo, tho, I give you that.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That depends.

...And we haven't even started treatment.

[hotfromhell.livejournal.com]

On what? I'm pretty easy.

Bring it on, Doc. It's a pretty lazy Tuesday for yours truly.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I told you. Not today. I'm watching the zombie flick.

[hotfromhell.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow?

I'm not gonna beg to get an archnemesis.

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

They make funny noises when you break them~!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Doesn't everything make a funny noise when you break it?

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

Some~times~
heheh ♥
I should try that flame~ thrower~ idea~!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Right. Go team.

[eiremagic]

They're not attacking virgins?

At least it's not a total waste.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not that I noticed. And it isn't like it is complete relief for them anyway. There are other creeps.

[eiremagic]

You mean like doctors messing with a huge fucking plastic thing near your privates? Because I was at the hospital for blood loss and some fucking asshole said I needed a fucking pap smear, but I'm not buying that bollocks. Fuck that.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You should have been honest and told them you're a virgin. See what happens when you lie?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...a flame thrower.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

For all of your conflagration needs.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

It's not yet occurred to you that you'd be perfectly incapable of handling those things in direct interaction, has it.

My dear, word of the day: you're helpless.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In the real world, not the sprinkle covered cupcake you come from, there's no zombie invasion outside of a late night show.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

En't he a little big to infect anyone though?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

First everything is possible. Now this is impossible, Lyra make up your mind.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Viruses have to get inside cells to work... How's he supposed to fit?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You don't think he can break into little pieces?

[seethruskinner.livejournal.com]

You, sir, have the right sense of humor.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's the zombies. They bring out playfulness in everyone.

[seethruskinner.livejournal.com]

Normally you're a right awful grump?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It isn't my fault. I wake up in such a good mood.