031. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I can't tell you how disappointed I am at this moment that there is not enough traffic for you all to play in. Maybe some other time.

Lupus. Right. Ha ha. It isn't lupus. You got it. Affirmative.

Moving on.

A shiny, shiny coin goes to the tourist who makes Emmett cry.

Comments

[funkybrewsta]

Is it lupus?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You should get your short term memory checked by someone who cares. I just said it isn't.

[burnsaway.livejournal.com]

You can snark at me with no consequence if you want.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I like my targets whiny and unwilling.

[mandolin-minuet.livejournal.com]

Dr. House! What would Wilson say?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

"Think of the children." "Recycle." I'd hear "blah blah blah blah."

[sharkosaurus.livejournal.com]

CRY MOAR.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My tear ducts have dried. I need to replenish my supply by making infants and insecure teenagers weep.

[knuxiechan.livejournal.com]

But what would happen if it was Lupus?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be. It's never lupus.

[talia-of-eragon.livejournal.com]

<3

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

</3

[ladynyoko.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you see, it WAS Lupus with the magician who botched a magic trick. >D

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh but you see you need to shut the hell up.

[arachnidism.livejournal.com]

Why do you want to make Emmett cry D:!?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Comedic purposes. Confidential. If I told you I'd have to kill you. Feel free to ask again.

[myxginxblossoms.livejournal.com]

You could hope that we all trample each other!

Or that we're crushed under the weight of your awesome.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Here's to hoping.

Or suffocate due to how much lips can swell kissing ass.

[abaddonnox.livejournal.com]

Why don't you go play in traffic! Doctors like you are the reason I hate the medical profession ... and my in-laws ...

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Ow. You hurt my ego.

You've got two options, deal with it or solve it. Whining won't fix anything. Medical profession sucks why? It's like everything else in this world. Stick up for yourself and how you feel, if you roll over then it is more fun for me. In-laws? I can't help you there.

[grey-athena.livejournal.com]

Can I touch you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No.

No, you can't touch me.

[covet.livejournal.com]

Think of the children. D:

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Wilson, when did you get here?

[locketsandkeys.livejournal.com]

My GOD, I love your new cane with the fire.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Don't be jealous.

[kittycrystal.livejournal.com]

You know, he's offering a DOLLAR to folks who will tell you it's lupus. You gotta make that coin a good one.

Come ON, man, competitive pricing!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You can get a dollar anywhere from back home, Dorothy. A coin like the one I would give to the winner of this challenge is a City coin. From the City.

If you want to settle for a run of the mill dollar, be my guest.

[sugar-and.livejournal.com]

Looks like someone didn't have their coffee this morning~ ♥

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So hard to find good help.

Long time no see, hear, have my privacy invaded.

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

So, House...

CUDDY OR WILSON? The world wants to know!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

One. Two. Three. Oh, that's how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Toosie pop.

For what? Absorbency? Cuddy. Those implants are not worth the price she paid.

[lulutiffany.livejournal.com]

Emmett? I wants a shinny, shinny coin!!!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. Make him cry and collect your coin.