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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-01-08 12:01 pm
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020. Diagnosis

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.
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[identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, got a bible to swear on?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Fresh out. How about a copy of Lesbian Prison Stories?

[identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not putting my hand on anything sticky.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Who said it was sticky? Just a bit of coffee break reading.

[identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's reassuring. I could probably give a testimonial about chicks digging chicks with scars, but it wouldn't be first hand.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I think speaking in generals would be more effective. Let people read into it however they want. It will be yet another war contribution.

[identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Right. World War I got Wilfred Owen and Dulce Et Decorum Est, we get Big Trouble In Little 'Gina'

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
They aren't called The Greatest Generation for nothing. They brought us Metallica's "One." It's all down hill from there.

I would turn away Little 'Gina'.

[identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
That was the slow dance at our alternative prom.

Well, if you're going to be picky.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
How romantic. Someone has nice taste.

This is war, it's a cruel thing. The guys front can't get theirs.

[identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
It was '89, we had a choice of Meatloaf, Madonna or Metallica. I think the B-52s might've made the playlist somewhere.

You say that now. Once they get back you'll be complaining about the baby boom.
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