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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-01-08 12:01 pm
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020. Diagnosis

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.
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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, Alfie? Is that what it's all about? Well, you're entitled to your opinion, however glaringly wrong it is. The buzz happens when you blotch the surgery.

That's why I'm in medicine and you're a clown dropping acid.

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[identity profile] princeofknaves.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I stutter? I don't think I did -- the buzzer is for when you win, Mr. Doctor. A patient with so many things wrong with him must want to die. Or waste your time for something worse to happen.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's a speech impediment, I think that you have a thought impediment. There are only so many separate self afflicted conditions a person can subject themselves to.

Why do I know that?

Oh yeah, because that's my job.

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[identity profile] princeofknaves.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You've obviously never been to Arkham. They would've loved you there.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You could send me a postcard.

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[identity profile] princeofknaves.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm.


[ OOC: Permission to pester House with a crapload of booby-trapped post-cards when this is all over? ]

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[identity profile] princeofknaves.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Nonlethal. They'll squirt whip-cream, pen-ink, maybe a little bit of paint and such at him. Crapload would like...one every day for a week or so? He can choose not to open them.]

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[identity profile] princeofknaves.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Yessir. Sorry if it seemed abrupt, but, you know, it's the Joker. ^^;;]
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