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[vicodincrutch]

In the event that you find your skin to be orange after consuming your weight in carrots, City carrots no less, don't be alarmed. Consuming that much beta carotene, it should be no surprise. I wouldn't recommend a diet of that many carrots unless you want to increase your chances of prostate cancer, lung cancer, or cardiovascular problems.

The mystery is solved. If it isn't that, take Motrin. If it does nothing...someone will see you eventually.

This is way, way more clinic duty than I've ever willingly undertaken. Surely, someone has an infectious disease or maybe a bacteria not yet diagnosed. You're holding out on me. I'd ask about any downstairs mix ups but I still think it's too soon. Right, Dr. Cameron? Dr. Chase? They'll be modest. Always.

I would like to say, loudly and proudly, on the network that meat is good. Cows are delicious when prepared properly. Not eating meat doesn't make sense because our body processes it. How much and of what sort, it can vary. People say eating red meat is unnatural, that's not entirely so. It again goes back to how much. How frequently. How now brown cow.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Anyone who isn't content is a liar.

I care about things. I care about my work.

[neverplay]

But you can't find any work? There's got to be sick people in a City this big.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There are sick. Then there's sick.

[neverplay]

What's the difference? Sick people are sick people, it's your job to try and fix them.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

He means sick people are straightforward. You come in with a broken leg, we know to stick it in a cast. Routine.

[neverplay]

So you want more people to get sick sick so you guys can have fun?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Replace fun with productive. Then the answer would be yes.

[neverplay]

You really are an asshole, aren't you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

One of them is more exciting than the other.

[neverplay]

Let's hope Santa hears your wishes for more sick people next Christmas.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are we going to have a discussion about miracles now?

[neverplay]

Why, you gonna convince me that they exist?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought that was your job. Curious.

[neverplay]

I don't believe in Santa.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What do you believe in? Jesus? No Jesus?

[neverplay]

I don't believe in God.