099 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Let me guess, you're lonely. You go to parties and sit in the corner of the room looking longingly at the throng hoping that one of them will approach you and begin that fairytale come true. The clock is ticking, all the elasticity is being worn out in your face. You're holding onto your youth as though it's life itself. How much longer til you fall all the way over the hill and hit the bottom? Who knows. Studies have shown that being without close human contact shortens your life.

That's why you need this guy. Take a look. He has all of his teeth and is house trained too. Those are not hair plugs. Take a good look at him. Already you like him. Blond, blue eyed. Not fat. It doesn't matter what his personality is, does it? It doesn't even matter what  he does for a living. (He's a doctor if you have to know.) This is the one. Why? Because he's so attainable. Just for you.

Bidding starts at one Orange.

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Alright. You're sure you need to buy yourself a date? With House?

[deadly_legacy]

It seems like the thing to do today, doesn't it?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's any day when that seems like the thing to do.

[deadly_legacy]

So, you wouldn't want to date him?

filtered to Chase;

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

Why stop her from taking him off your hands, yes?

filtered to Chase;

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

She looks about twelve. She'd last five minutes with him on a good day.