087. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Good? Nice? This year I've been a saint.

I haven't fired anyone. I haven't been caught breaking and entering. I've made leaps and bounds educating the young. My amnesty actions with the Irish are on Peace Prize grounds. Let's not forget my impact on the Hispanic community: gracias, Caspian.

But enough about me. I'm curious to see what I'm getting out of it.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The City nothing, this is all on me one way or the other.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The very same.

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

I'm looking it up and, hmmm your picture, not exactly right next to the definition.

[dr_conscience]

Well, as impressive as the goodness is, I'm making an effort avoid doing any holiday shopping through the Deities.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure sainthood takes more than a lack of criminal activity.

[as_damaged]

So you've just turned over a new leaf?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Must be an old edition.

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

The right one?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm better than the average bear. And heaven isn't the goal. All for the good of the cause.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

QVC and ebay are just not around.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

I don't think they make bears saints, either.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm motivated by a higher power and greater calling.

[as_damaged]

A higher power?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Horsepower.

I've done enough to deserve a motorcycle.

[dr_conscience]

When they start delivering to alternate universes of questionable reality, I'll let you know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that you are not going to reinforce good behavior.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In a few places. No Fonz though.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The Church of the Holy Winnie would dispute that. Really though, this is about giving people what they deserve.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Oh, bother. Also, the spirit of the season is technically about giving things to other people.

[dr_conscience]

House, I would love nothing more than to reward you for your remarkable lack of federal offenses. All I'm saying is that the City is a surprisingly difficult place to obtain a vehicle.

[as_damaged]

...That almost makes sense.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I give my best effort not to be as horrible as I'm capable. At least for a month. I deserve some kind of compensation. To keep this cycle legit.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It makes perfect sense.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Difficult doesn't mean impossible. Rally the troops.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

We could argue about words all day since the English language is like a blind taxidermist's workshop.