066. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Killing Cameron is like kicking a puppy. It only makes you look like a bad person and does absolutely nothing for the rest of the world. Whodunit? Did you forget to give someone a lollipop and sticker?

Besides that terrific excitement, I have to applaud the Scooby Doo and Blue's Clues efforts everywhere. I think that there weren't enough ridiculously colored canines to go around. You all were just as incompetent without them. Maybe even a little bit more so.

Can I get a show of hands? Butlers, did you do it? No?

Comments

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

How is your associate faring, Doctor House?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's sturdy, I'm sure. They don't make em like they used to.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

This is no joking topic.

[hematophagy.livejournal.com]

...I don't think saying those things helps.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh ye of little faith.

[hematophagy.livejournal.com]

I'd think it would be the other way around.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Imagine having differing opinions.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Wasn't Scooby Doo brown? Isn't that a normal color of a dog?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen a great dane look like that? Be honest.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Not with those spots I guess.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And to think that even though he looks more like a real dog he is less competent.

[suicideslowly]

You weren't shaken?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Stirred maybe.

[suicideslowly]

In the mood for martinis?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I take it that she is better now, correct?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is this a make or break point on sending flowers?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

If she were to request flowers I wouldn't be adverse to sending them. However, I am merely making sure that she's alright. There were far too many murders yesterday for my liking.

[astris-excelsa.livejournal.com]

Oh! Is your friend all right now?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I have friends?

The things that are coming up today.

[astris-excelsa.livejournal.com]

Everyone has friends.

[gracedfall.livejournal.com]

Why would the butlers do it?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Servitude never works out for anybody. You can at someone's beck and call for so long.

[gracedfall.livejournal.com]

I guess that makes sense.

Was someone you know killed too?

[dr_conscience]

Clearly the City's investigators need to invest in some mutated dogs. It could drastically improve their solve rates.

Cameron is alive though, isn't she? I mean, not just in the walking corpse sense...

trauma? what trauma. she's fine, rly. >_> also, late 'cause i suck, sob.

[as_damaged]

Maybe they wanted grape and I gave them cherry.