vicodincrutch: (wah/are you kidding/sceptic)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2007-09-18 04:14 pm
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005. Diagnosis

Are they just handing out degrees in medicine in every place but America? Jesus Christ.

She doctor. Ask her about the crystals.

He is a doctor est. 1874 give or take a few years not that it would matter. What a good year for crackerjacks.

Not going to touch this, the latest arrival with a white coat.

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Anything else?

[identity profile] sealedinthunder.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Dr. Faust is actually a good doctor. When he's sane.

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[identity profile] number1gal.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
So did you decide to work at the hospital Dr. House?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. Every other quack is. Might add integrity to the field.

[ooc; ♥]

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[identity profile] holymadonna.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not from America, but several professionals of medicine from there were involved in my training if the thought comforts you.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
A tad. Thanks mom...wait. What was your name again?

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[identity profile] evrythingihave.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us didn't have an America to go to for our schooling. Sorry about that inconvenience.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't apologize to me. Apologize to patients who walk in and trust the white coat. Then again, I suppose if you're stupid enough to not ask questions maybe not.

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[identity profile] floating-bamboo.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Kotetsu-fukutaichou is a quite competent healer, I assure you...

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Competent is something I agree on. She speaks well. I think that maybe the burning olive leaves or use of crystals could be trouble.

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[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
He (http://primum-nocere.livejournal.com/) isn't much of a doctor; paper, title, certain doings excluded.

And 1888 is a better year--from my experience.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Malpractice suits? That's great to hear.

Shucks. So much for trying for Jeapordy.

[identity profile] watashi-psycho.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, that doesn't seem like a very good way to get to know one's colleagues.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
My baking sucks. This is better, trust me.

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[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're missing a person.

[identity profile] powersponge.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a nurse at the hospital, I used to specialize in hospice care back home---but that's not the point.

I've probably seen the strangest doctors in this city, and it's a little scary.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they actually do anything productive?

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[identity profile] razrsharp.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not for now, unless you wish to attend Lacroix's event as Inara's guest.

You also need not rub in the fact that Styles sees all.

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Event? I'm hands on. Doesn't sound like a good time.

Rub in? Me? Never.

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[identity profile] citysbestdad.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray for doctors and other various medical personnel!

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
All those needles, IVs and scans. It's like Disneyland!

[identity profile] deviates.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an exorcist est 1890. What's that make me?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Do you call yourself a doctor?

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[identity profile] no-whore.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm certain that each and every one of them earned their title.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Some of them went so far as to eat all of the crackerjacks in the box.

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[identity profile] beautys-butcher.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
And, here, I actually had to go to school for mine. I almost feel a little cheated.

[identity profile] plant-doctor.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Almost a mockery of medicine, isn't it?

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[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey if you're lookin to score a date with her (http://10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com/) the 29th is her birthday....she likes sweets and sake.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
The kindness of a stranger leads me to believe she is not single.

[identity profile] theinfinite-667.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So concerned about the medical service here? Look, the only time anyone gets sick in the City is when there's a curse. Then, you can't do anything about it, and it only lasts a day.

But if you think you can do something, go ahead, have at it. It's rather futile.

Of course, if you're not a weak human, as I am not, you probably don't need medical attention at all. Heh.