005. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Are they just handing out degrees in medicine in every place but America? Jesus Christ.

She doctor. Ask her about the crystals.

He is a doctor est. 1874 give or take a few years not that it would matter. What a good year for crackerjacks.

Not going to touch this, the latest arrival with a white coat.

Private to Brocklehurst/Viewable to Styles;

Anything else?

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Why did you choose paper?

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Plastic would have been far less durable.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Have you ever caught your own reflection in a mirror across the room or something?

[ooc; >< ooooh house.]

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

[Ooc: DERP disregard my other post; I fail reading title bars. :B]

? I'm not sure I understand what you mean.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Maybe no one has told you this.

You are creepy.

I bet you make babies cry.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I'm afraid that they would be even more frightened if I were to go about without the bag...

Now, that's not very nice to say! I'll have you know I'm very popular with children. I have all kinds of little toys and candy for when they behave during an operation. I'm hardly the most frightening thing out there, after all.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying it because it's not nice, I'm saying it because it is likely true. After an operation kids are grateful and drugged.

I wouldn't say that you are as frightening as Freddy Krueger but you'd be dead even with Jason.

This is just food for thought.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Well, I used to do a lot of work out in battlefields, so I suppose that the soldiers would be used to seeing strange things, wouldn't they?

But then, the same could be said of this city, couldn't it?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What, afraid to take off the bag?

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

The face that this mask is meant to cover belongs to a man who no longer exists.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Great.

Take it off.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

1/1

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Re: 1/1

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Satisfied?

Re: 1/1

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You have a neck when you put it back on.

Turtle effect.

[ooc; goin to yoga bbl tonight ♥]

Re: 1/1

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Body manipulation~!

[ooc: Alrighty~]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Coward.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. We all have our faults, though. I'm sure your attitude is an equal handicap when dealing with your own patients.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's only a handicap if it prevents you from treatment. Mine doesn't.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Mine has yet to hinder me from treating my patients.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Sure.

Hope you like crying babies.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

[OOc: Not as much as House likes eating them :B]

Not particularly. Your point is valid, but I have my own reasons. I doubt I will really be seeing my patients outside of the operation room, in any event. I'm more of a surgeon than a pediatrician. However, I will do my best to sooth any fears my patients may have.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[ooc; They cage a bit of the snark beast and makes the stubble grow.]

Do you change bags for sanitary reasons? That'd be something to think on.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[ooc; They cage a bit of the snark beast and makes the stubble grow.]

Do you change bags for sanitary reasons? That'd be something to think on.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.