005. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Are they just handing out degrees in medicine in every place but America? Jesus Christ.

She doctor. Ask her about the crystals.

He is a doctor est. 1874 give or take a few years not that it would matter. What a good year for crackerjacks.

Not going to touch this, the latest arrival with a white coat.

Private to Brocklehurst/Viewable to Styles;

Anything else?

Comments

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! It should prove helpful to compare my notes with people from other time frames. Medical technology has come quite a long way where I come from. Of course, it all really comes down to how well a physician can use these advances, and basic knowledge of the human body.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Basic knowledge of the human body is extensive and usually the most over looked thing. I see your point but it isn't so simple. It also comes down to the bodies relationship with the outside environment.

...Do you play the organ? Hang out in a sewer?

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

I'm not very musically inclined, I'm afraid.

Proper knowledge of the way one's body works can allow an individual to do all manner of feats. Things like adrenaline, joint manipulation, and even cardiovascular-focused meditation to slow or speed one's bloodflow are all among my many ongoing studies. Rest assured, though, I am my only guinea pig (unless I can find others to volunteer, of course~). I work very well with children, but I've treated patients of all shapes and sizes even species.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Why did you choose paper?

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Plastic would have been far less durable.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Have you ever caught your own reflection in a mirror across the room or something?

[ooc; >< ooooh house.]

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

[Ooc: DERP disregard my other post; I fail reading title bars. :B]

? I'm not sure I understand what you mean.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Maybe no one has told you this.

You are creepy.

I bet you make babies cry.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I'm afraid that they would be even more frightened if I were to go about without the bag...

Now, that's not very nice to say! I'll have you know I'm very popular with children. I have all kinds of little toys and candy for when they behave during an operation. I'm hardly the most frightening thing out there, after all.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying it because it's not nice, I'm saying it because it is likely true. After an operation kids are grateful and drugged.

I wouldn't say that you are as frightening as Freddy Krueger but you'd be dead even with Jason.

This is just food for thought.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Well, I used to do a lot of work out in battlefields, so I suppose that the soldiers would be used to seeing strange things, wouldn't they?

But then, the same could be said of this city, couldn't it?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What, afraid to take off the bag?

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

The face that this mask is meant to cover belongs to a man who no longer exists.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Great.

Take it off.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

1/1

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Re: 1/1

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Satisfied?

Re: 1/1

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You have a neck when you put it back on.

Turtle effect.

[ooc; goin to yoga bbl tonight ♥]

Re: 1/1

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Body manipulation~!

[ooc: Alrighty~]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Coward.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. We all have our faults, though. I'm sure your attitude is an equal handicap when dealing with your own patients.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's only a handicap if it prevents you from treatment. Mine doesn't.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

Mine has yet to hinder me from treating my patients.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Sure.

Hope you like crying babies.

[watashi-psycho.livejournal.com]

[OOc: Not as much as House likes eating them :B]

Not particularly. Your point is valid, but I have my own reasons. I doubt I will really be seeing my patients outside of the operation room, in any event. I'm more of a surgeon than a pediatrician. However, I will do my best to sooth any fears my patients may have.