vicodincrutch: (look at our options/take it to the white)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-11-25 10:34 am

060. Diagnosis

You're all still here. You're stuck. Great. I think that this may be the best month ever. Now all that needs to happen is for me to get shot. SO either we re-enact the Donner Party Thursday or you know your role and shut your mouth.

It isn't lupus. It's old. Really, really old. Do you like to hit up on old things? If you're a woman and you're answering yes, gimme your age and a brief description. If you're a man, well you can come on down to The Best Little Whore House in the City something could be arranged with some imagination.

I ran out of Halloween candy a long time ago. I don't know why you're bothering to knock.

[ooc; My House is a season 3er, not quite the zomfg season's end. He doesn't know about the new team. Other than that, let's get this party started bbys. I have to go to work so there will be backdating but for this post ONLY.]


DISTURBING

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No. There isn't. That's not a tumor it's his head.

LOOK HOUSE IT'S YOUR PAST LIFE

[identity profile] lazer.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well no, but maybe he doesn't do well with the ladies for a reason, you see.

THAT CANT BE ME.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't looked. There's a reason why they have those little walls in urinals.