060. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

You're all still here. You're stuck. Great. I think that this may be the best month ever. Now all that needs to happen is for me to get shot. SO either we re-enact the Donner Party Thursday or you know your role and shut your mouth.

It isn't lupus. It's old. Really, really old. Do you like to hit up on old things? If you're a woman and you're answering yes, gimme your age and a brief description. If you're a man, well you can come on down to The Best Little Whore House in the City something could be arranged with some imagination.

I ran out of Halloween candy a long time ago. I don't know why you're bothering to knock.

[ooc; My House is a season 3er, not quite the zomfg season's end. He doesn't know about the new team. Other than that, let's get this party started bbys. I have to go to work so there will be backdating but for this post ONLY.]

Comments

[kawaii_gaara]

=.//////.= <3333 Much love for you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's my glowing personality and genius.

Leave the offerings by the coat rack.

[bamf-dog.livejournal.com]

[lazer.livejournal.com]

Cure Wilson of his bad luck with women.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Sup, dog.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's nothing I can do. It looks like it's terminal.

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

Know my roll? I'm not fond of baking.

((OOC: ...I'm sorry. It's just...how often does someone get a chance to correct House?))

[bamf-dog.livejournal.com]

Not too much brah.

[lulutiffany.livejournal.com]

[burningbrand.livejournal.com]

Is this entry a long-winded way of saying you're desperate for sex?

/CONTINUES TO USE HUGH LAURIE ICON

[lazer.livejournal.com]

There is an alternate.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The e had an anxiety attack. Privacy invading loonies do that to some.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Sorry about that bus that hit you. Eight years ago.

DISTURBING

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. There isn't. That's not a tumor it's his head.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What's new pussycat.

Ugh. I hate Tom Jones.

[bamf-dog.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I read once that accidents are gifts in disguise. If I accidentally proposition and someone agrees, who am I to say no? How often to people get gifts in their pants?

LOOK HOUSE IT'S YOUR PAST LIFE

[lazer.livejournal.com]

Well no, but maybe he doesn't do well with the ladies for a reason, you see.

[burningbrand.livejournal.com]

You call that an accident? More like a blatant public service announcement.

[lulutiffany.livejournal.com]

Cat will do fine.

I am well. How are you fairing, Dr. House?

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

If the E isn't used to it yet, I'm afraid there's no hope for it in the City.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't see any blinking red lights or sparkles. I think that you might be projecting, lady. Maybe you should see a doctor.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh, super. You know. Being bombarded. Being turned to stone and then turning back in complete agony. That kind of thing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The alphabet has had a tough life. It's bound to crack. Come on. Ebonics? That's an accident waiting to happen.

THAT CANT BE ME.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I haven't looked. There's a reason why they have those little walls in urinals.