056. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Truth or Dare. Because it isn't just for Madonna. Yikes. That's a bit dated. I'm sure you're used to Gaptooth McFake-accent's more recent stuff. Pity. She used to be naked all the time. The 80s were something.

Mom, you were talking to me about sick idiots. After some consideration I think this needs to be remedied. Even though the prospect of treating an advanced form or going on a doctoral goose chase for nostalgia's sake would perk me up.

EDIT: FREE pizza and soda at the clinic.

Comments

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

...Not only idiots get sick.

Truth.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're right! The people who don't think about getting sick do too. Absentmindedness is completely intelligent.

Have you "seen" Scent of a Woman? Is it accurate?

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

I don't "watch" many movies, I'm afraid, but if you say it's good maybe I'll check it out eventually.

[eiremagic]

Truth?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Who is your lesbian romp fantasy?

[eiremagic]

[She's staring at the screen, mmkay?]

What?

[preternaturally.livejournal.com]

Dare!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Find a C battery (http://www.geigerboy.com/images/batteries.jpg) and lick both the plus and minus charge.

1/2

[preternaturally.livejournal.com]

 

[preternaturally.livejournal.com]

That's dumb! I know what that does already, and I'll have you know I've survived worse! Victor electrocuted me once and all I got was staticky hair.

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

Truth!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What do you think about teen pregnancy?

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

I think people are too judgemental of teenagers who get pregnant. You don't really know why someone did what they did, or what brought them to that point. I understand why it's not necessarily a good thing to get prengnant at that age when you don't really have any way to support a child, but I don't think judging or scapegoating or shaming people really helps the situation or creates less teenage pregnancies or changes anything. Plus, I think people can make anything work if they love each other enough. I know that not every girl gets pregnant by someone she loves, though. I also think people should remember it takes two to make a baby instead of just blaming the girl.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Truth, good sir, if thou wouldst.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Whateth isth youreth biggesth feareth?

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

That my love think my absence prove that I love not.

[livingmyths.livejournal.com]

truth.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How much does John Wayne movies offend you?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah...I am cursed. Truth.

I'm glad you were considering what I told you, son. Should we brief soon to program this together?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are you a nun? Seriously, of all the MILFs around you're at least in the top ten.

Sounds good.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

...

Truth.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Funny. How often do you lie? And for what?

[meanestbrother.livejournal.com]

Dare.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Eat a whole plate of spaghetti while watching an autopsy.

Backdating ftw?

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

Truth.