056. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Truth or Dare. Because it isn't just for Madonna. Yikes. That's a bit dated. I'm sure you're used to Gaptooth McFake-accent's more recent stuff. Pity. She used to be naked all the time. The 80s were something.

Mom, you were talking to me about sick idiots. After some consideration I think this needs to be remedied. Even though the prospect of treating an advanced form or going on a doctoral goose chase for nostalgia's sake would perk me up.

EDIT: FREE pizza and soda at the clinic.

Comments

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

I don't really like violent movies.

Well, I've never been to a strip bar but I'd imagine there's some kind of...option.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What, are you a Quaker?

...You haven't lived.

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

Quaker? Isn't that the company that makes cereal and granola and stuff?

Well, I've lived a very long time, actually.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And people who don't believe in guns. Which is ridiculous. How can you not believe in them? They're everywhere. Unlike Santa or the Easter Bunny.

No strippers? I'm inclined to think differently.

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

I believe in guns, but I wouldn't shoot anyone without a very good reason. As for the other two, you'll have to talk to them about that.

If I do...that, I want it to be with someone I care about.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I wanted to talk to a nonexistent thing, the cure to cancer would be the first.

Stripping isn't about love. It's more of an aesthetic appreciating pastime.

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

I'd be careful about what you call nonexistent.

I don't really go for aesthetics.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because some nothing might do something?

You're a feeling kind of guy.

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

Because that nothing might be something after all.

Most of the time, yes.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Hypothetical lines of thought go many places. Hypothetically.

Booooriiiiing.

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

I've seen enough excitement for one lifetime.