056. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Truth or Dare. Because it isn't just for Madonna. Yikes. That's a bit dated. I'm sure you're used to Gaptooth McFake-accent's more recent stuff. Pity. She used to be naked all the time. The 80s were something.

Mom, you were talking to me about sick idiots. After some consideration I think this needs to be remedied. Even though the prospect of treating an advanced form or going on a doctoral goose chase for nostalgia's sake would perk me up.

EDIT: FREE pizza and soda at the clinic.

Comments

[eiremagic]

I live to bore you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And to not properly answer my questions.

Who is your girl crush? Answer or I'll throw out suggestions.

[eiremagic]

I like men.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How could I have possibly known you this long and not explained this concept?

You can like men and have a fantasy. Spill it.

[eiremagic]

I don't though!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Fine. Have it your way. We'll take the third grade vanilla road.

Who is the boy of your dreams? And make it not vomit inducing.

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[eiremagic]

Eoin.

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[eiremagic]

That's not true.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Too late.

And could you be any more predictable?

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[eiremagic]

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

I'm not predictable and I don't like him, it's just a bloody curse.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A privatized refusal AND answer look like otherwise.

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[eiremagic]

I barely know him.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Right. Of course you don't. Irish pet names are for everyone.

The least you could do is up the effort to lie better. Tsk.

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[eiremagic]

Well I can't call him John!

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Right because two different people can't have the same name. Gosh, how awkward.

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[eiremagic]

You're an arse.