052. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough. Do we have to do this every time? I'll come around with my white coat and shake a can for annoying patients. Ick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDEN

Open up your presents.

Can you believe that she didn't want to tell anyone? Peppermint Patty can be so surprisingly shy.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She does. A lot. I think you should get her a present that's green.

[adamantined]

I don't have a Freddy Prince Jr.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

... Are you trying to trick me?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're medical heart belongs to Jones, right? You aren't sorry. And you're cheating on me and wreaking a blossoming relationship. Way to go.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're a liberated woman. Do you need a man to look better? Feminism is dead if that's your logic.

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

That was a polite notion, not an admission of actual guilt. I'm quite happy with Martha; you'll have to do better at wooing patients.

Somehow, I think you'll live.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's a madame. That's interesting.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Your birth control comes in tomorrow. Use it in good health. Don't pop one out.

[eiremagic]

I'm not having sex.

[adamantined]

Hey.

I was making a joke.

I'll talk to her.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Trick you into giving the birthday girl a gift? That's entirely up to you, Chico.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good on both counts.

[adamantined]

Does she like anything girly?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Only logic.

...Is there an S&M club you're heading to?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

My name is Caspian.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. No she doesn't.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Como estas?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're getting friendly with Luke. Just a precaution. You're a woman now, half-pint.

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[eiremagic]

[eiremagic]

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If it really is a person's birthday and it was publicly advertised? No.

That's because you got the shot, right?

[eiremagic]

.....................

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[Huff.]

I'm going to find Eden a gift now.

Done

[eiremagic]

................what?

[adamantined]

I can work with this.