051. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

You're older. Yippy skippy. I'm sure you're just thrilled about the crow's feet and cellulite. Not to mention insurance, retiring, making ends meet and still trying to fit into those tight pants.

When you're jail bait everything is roses? Think again. It's never going to last. One way or another the joke is on you, it's all a tease. Unless you dig cosmetic surgery. Oh maybe then there is hope. At 40 you'll be playing make believe and dress up pretending you're a 25 year old. That's mature.

Kind of sexy too.

Me? I feel fine. I appoint myself to be a kindly Hambert Hambert soul and rate the growth on a scale of one to ten. I'm seeing a good number of 8s. Someone gimme a ten.

Comments

[cocksmanship.livejournal.com]

Well well, now here's a sport.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oldest game ever.

[cocksmanship.livejournal.com]

In order of your responses:

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's because he's black huh?

[cocksmanship.livejournal.com]

He's disproportioned, granted he is a mundy.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Because that makes sense.

[cocksmanship.livejournal.com]

So are you and that's why you're a 3, aside from having cheeks that call to memory the texture of a used skillet.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Anyone can make up words. And I don't qualify for 3. I'd be a 4. I'm sure you'll feel much better about yourself when you can get better roles on daytime TV. I'm sure Young and the Restless will have an opening sometime.

[cocksmanship.livejournal.com]

A 4 with a few shots of moonshine and a lens prescription of -5.50, perhaps.

I've had offers.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not circus material.

For the circus? Well, who says that they keep to one kind of people.

[cocksmanship.livejournal.com]

I've tamed my fair share of lions.