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vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-20 03:33 pm
vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-20 03:33 pm
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051. Diagnosis
You're older. Yippy skippy. I'm sure you're just thrilled about the crow's feet and cellulite. Not to mention insurance, retiring, making ends meet and still trying to fit into those tight pants.
When you're jail bait everything is roses? Think again. It's never going to last. One way or another the joke is on you, it's all a tease. Unless you dig cosmetic surgery. Oh maybe then there is hope. At 40 you'll be playing make believe and dress up pretending you're a 25 year old. That's mature.
Kind of sexy too.
Me? I feel fine. I appoint myself to be a kindly Hambert Hambert soul and rate the growth on a scale of one to ten. I'm seeing a good number of 8s. Someone gimme a ten.
When you're jail bait everything is roses? Think again. It's never going to last. One way or another the joke is on you, it's all a tease. Unless you dig cosmetic surgery. Oh maybe then there is hope. At 40 you'll be playing make believe and dress up pretending you're a 25 year old. That's mature.
Kind of sexy too.
Me? I feel fine. I appoint myself to be a kindly Hambert Hambert soul and rate the growth on a scale of one to ten. I'm seeing a good number of 8s. Someone gimme a ten.
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I'm not sure. This is nothing.
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You might wanna pick up another hobby. Trashin' other folk only last you so long before you get bored or they do.
Just some friendly advice.
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They keep offering themselves up. Already this conversation exists because you decided to talk to me.
Stating the obvious.
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