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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-20 03:33 pm

051. Diagnosis

You're older. Yippy skippy. I'm sure you're just thrilled about the crow's feet and cellulite. Not to mention insurance, retiring, making ends meet and still trying to fit into those tight pants.

When you're jail bait everything is roses? Think again. It's never going to last. One way or another the joke is on you, it's all a tease. Unless you dig cosmetic surgery. Oh maybe then there is hope. At 40 you'll be playing make believe and dress up pretending you're a 25 year old. That's mature.

Kind of sexy too.

Me? I feel fine. I appoint myself to be a kindly Hambert Hambert soul and rate the growth on a scale of one to ten. I'm seeing a good number of 8s. Someone gimme a ten.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't make you a nottie, 8.7.

[identity profile] caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well. I will go on living my 8.7 life.

Tony's roommate might qualify though.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a bad thing. You keep the 6s looking like 6s.

Does she?

[identity profile] caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone's gotta do it.

That's what he keeps telling me. I haven't seen her before. According to him she's a real hottie though.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to say this isn't about Tony Foster, don't think any woman would want to share a living space with him. Or the boyfriend together.

[identity profile] caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
My Tony. His name is Tony DiNozzo. Not wizard Tony.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Your Tony. Is he aware that he's your Tony while he's chasing Bo Derek?

[identity profile] caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep! He's from where I come from. So he's my Tony.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten better watch herself.

[identity profile] caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if she does something bad to him. Otherwise it's no big deal.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Meanwhile an army of killer bats lie and wait. Right?

[identity profile] caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That might leave evidence. I wouldn't be one of the best in forensics if I left evidence behind.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Animals attack all the time. And every time is tragic.