048. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I'd Tap That
Anya (every kid's dream)
Anita Blake (with or without the cuffs, I'm flexible)
Faye Valentine (booty shorts. Do I need to say more?)
Dr. Martha Jones (we got a thing, goin on.)
Rose Tyler (cute, there's sexy in there somewhere)
Giselle (it'd be so wrong but so right.)
Abby Sciutto (there's dirty, kink I know it)


People I Wish Awful, Terrible Misfortunes On (Something Like this Curse Only Worse)
FCC
Justin Timberlake
Tritter
Foreman
Whoever Thought It Was a Good Idea to Let Britney Spears Do What She Wants
Chase
Dad

Comments

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I should punch you for saying that about Giselle.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's hot. It's wrong.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

She has the mind of a five-year-old girl.

[a-dinozzo.livejournal.com]

You're not going to turn into some stalker that I'll have to shoot if you get close to Abby, right?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Stalking? I have more romantic finesse than that.

[a-dinozzo.livejournal.com]

Good, 'cause I'd hate to have to shoot you, but I will if you turn out to be creepy.

[eiremagic]

Who the hell is Tritter?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A cop with no hobbies.

[eiremagic]

Oh. Sucks.

I finished your text, can I have another one?

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Things I Want to Know
Your name
If you're really having a thing with Martha
If you're being nice to Martha
Whether I'll have to hurt you if you're not being nice to Martha

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Answers
Greg House, M.D.
It is pending.
Who says I'm not?
Nope.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Responses to your answers
Nice to meet you
Is it?
So far no one, but believe me I'll be checking
I hope not

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How flattered?

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Flattered enough to think cuffs would be a necessitty for you. I have a feeling you're a grabby hands kind of guy.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Will you ever introduce me to any of your ladies, son? Or are you embarrassed of your mother?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Embarrassed, never. Just things are in the developmental stage. I'm not sure of them myself. I don't want to embarrass you with any corner hussies in disguise.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah, what a nice son I have.

[sulky-skullkey.livejournal.com]

..... Tap?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Bang, take a roll in the hay, do the horizontal mattress dance, hop on pop, do the deed?

Take your pick. They all mean the same thing.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

Well, I think the first list should be renamed with "If I Actually Had a Chance, Which Don't" after the first part.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Shoot for the moon and you end up in the stars.

[hisplusone.livejournal.com]

...Right. Not happening.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's why it's just a list.

Back date because of hiatus!

[caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com]

...I'm on the list?