048. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I'd Tap That
Anya (every kid's dream)
Anita Blake (with or without the cuffs, I'm flexible)
Faye Valentine (booty shorts. Do I need to say more?)
Dr. Martha Jones (we got a thing, goin on.)
Rose Tyler (cute, there's sexy in there somewhere)
Giselle (it'd be so wrong but so right.)
Abby Sciutto (there's dirty, kink I know it)


People I Wish Awful, Terrible Misfortunes On (Something Like this Curse Only Worse)
FCC
Justin Timberlake
Tritter
Foreman
Whoever Thought It Was a Good Idea to Let Britney Spears Do What She Wants
Chase
Dad

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Shoot for the moon and you end up in the stars.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

You've never actually taken an astronomy class, have you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I know enough to see what's out of this world.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

That doesn't even make any sense. So you're friends with Martha, then?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No, I just love to talk about attractive strangers. Yes.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

Wellll, she could always be an attractive enemy or rival.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Rival? Enemy? That's funny.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's right since she's sort of out of your league.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you're bias.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

Ohh, I am. I'm rather fond of your bedside manner so I fudged the results in your favor as much as I could. That's why it's "sort of" and not "really."

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Thanks. But I'm not that way. Sorry. I appreciate the effort. Really.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

Look at that! I insulted you and you turned it around to a homosexual joke rather than failing at a way to turn it around to your advantage. Very clever.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It would have been better, but see the material I was working with was so flimsy. I did my best. Glad that you approved. Now if only it had been about ambiguous relationships with women where one approaches with grounds of concern as a friend in a very vicious way that leads a person to believe there are unresolved sexual attractions, maybe it would have been more explosives.

Oh well.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

Look at you, using all your big words and limited psychological understanding to try and make that razor sharp wit even more so, I love it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And look at you with no better response than to attempt to compliment me.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

Well, you put so much work into it I didn't want to ruin it by explaining how wrong you were.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That only means your argumentative skills suck and you're a wuss.

[sciencegeekchic.livejournal.com]

It's simple really. My initial comment had nothing to do with Doctor Martha Jones.