vicodincrutch: (look at our options/take it to the white)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-07-22 01:09 pm

048. Diagnosis

I'd Tap That
Anya (every kid's dream)
Anita Blake (with or without the cuffs, I'm flexible)
Faye Valentine (booty shorts. Do I need to say more?)
Dr. Martha Jones (we got a thing, goin on.)
Rose Tyler (cute, there's sexy in there somewhere)
Giselle (it'd be so wrong but so right.)
Abby Sciutto (there's dirty, kink I know it)


People I Wish Awful, Terrible Misfortunes On (Something Like this Curse Only Worse)
FCC
Justin Timberlake
Tritter
Foreman
Whoever Thought It Was a Good Idea to Let Britney Spears Do What She Wants
Chase
Dad
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Sucks.

I finished your text, can I have another one?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Not as much as he does though.

Finished the text? We're talking about the Medical Encyclopedia or the Stephen King book?
eiremagic: (Eden - Hey wait)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The Medical Encyclopedia, who's Stephen King?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Eden, Stephen King. We had a very, very long conversation about cars that killed people, killer dogs and clowns. I just don't believe you forgot about that.

...You finished it. Really.
eiremagic: (Eden - 30 AK-47s)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I thought your meds got to your sally.

Yeah, I finished it.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm missing a sally. If you find her I want it to be a mustang sally, hold the four leaf clovers and haggis.

Good. There's a bowl of Lucky Charms with your name on it. What about anatomy?
eiremagic: (Eden - oh yeah?)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Haggis is Scottish.

You mean Grey's? I read bits but haven't quite finished.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nasty enough for me to ask that to be put on the side. You never know.

I have a copy. Get on it. And the Stephen King.
eiremagic: (Eden - looks kind of regal)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not so bad when you're in a bind.

Sure, sure. Get me the books and I'll read them.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The starvation diet works wonders. Look at the Hiltons.

I've got them.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No. The heiresses... My work is cut out for me.
eiremagic: (Eden - 30 AK-47s)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Me group wanted to take one of those hotels out when we went to London but the tan were all soft on it, and it's American on the besides.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Focus, focus. Christ, do you ever watch Entertainment Tonight? TMZ?

Books will be out on the table. I'm making a list.
eiremagic: (Eden - oh yeah?)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We do have a TV but Matt watches a lot of a show with robots.

Fine.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I want you to take charge of the remote for at least an hour. Look for an entertainment news show.
eiremagic: (Eden - Right)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-07-22 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. I'll do it.