043. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Bippity boppity boo and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious won't cut it huh? Oh well. I'll figure it out.What's a few words and a wand flick. Then again, the whole mechanics of the wand could have a problem with it. A person can't literally have a relationship with a bit of wood. If that's the case I could use...I think I will. More trustworthy anyway.

I'm a Ravenclaw, I could have told you that. Slytherin probably was the next runner except the hat must have known I look better in blue.

Potions, come on, gimme something more difficult. You substitute with a lemon lime soda and add a bit of tang and Mongolian finch bark shavings. Is this as hard as it gets?

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[voice]

[desensitized.livejournal.com]

It's not so strange to think the wand like that, is it? It sounds like some might just think of it as an extension of the soul, like a Samurai's sword.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So your soul is dense and likes to hit things?

[voice]

[desensitized.livejournal.com]

Mine? Well, I can't say I really understand how it works, I'm not a samurai. But it is what they all say.

... Ah, have you been hitting people with your wand?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I mean that as a collective you but I'm glad you follow the logic.

No. It could relieve stress, I'll consider it.

[voice]

[desensitized.livejournal.com]

You might want to try something bigger than a wand, you'll probably just end up breaking it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I have something that will work out. Thanks.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

... That's not how you make a rootbeer float.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That was the other assignment. Now we have to make a rootbeer float? I thought it was potions.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

I must question the wisdom of using soda in potions, then.

Unless it's supposed to help ferment the rats' feet or something.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I wanted to be a bartender I would have.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

You mean you have alcohol, too?