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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-06-15 01:12 pm

043. Diagnosis

Bippity boppity boo and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious won't cut it huh? Oh well. I'll figure it out.What's a few words and a wand flick. Then again, the whole mechanics of the wand could have a problem with it. A person can't literally have a relationship with a bit of wood. If that's the case I could use...I think I will. More trustworthy anyway.

I'm a Ravenclaw, I could have told you that. Slytherin probably was the next runner except the hat must have known I look better in blue.

Potions, come on, gimme something more difficult. You substitute with a lemon lime soda and add a bit of tang and Mongolian finch bark shavings. Is this as hard as it gets?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-06-15 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
So your soul is dense and likes to hit things?

[voice]

[identity profile] desensitized.livejournal.com 2008-06-15 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine? Well, I can't say I really understand how it works, I'm not a samurai. But it is what they all say.

... Ah, have you been hitting people with your wand?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-06-15 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean that as a collective you but I'm glad you follow the logic.

No. It could relieve stress, I'll consider it.

[voice]

[identity profile] desensitized.livejournal.com 2008-06-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You might want to try something bigger than a wand, you'll probably just end up breaking it.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-06-15 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I have something that will work out. Thanks.