043. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Bippity boppity boo and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious won't cut it huh? Oh well. I'll figure it out.What's a few words and a wand flick. Then again, the whole mechanics of the wand could have a problem with it. A person can't literally have a relationship with a bit of wood. If that's the case I could use...I think I will. More trustworthy anyway.

I'm a Ravenclaw, I could have told you that. Slytherin probably was the next runner except the hat must have known I look better in blue.

Potions, come on, gimme something more difficult. You substitute with a lemon lime soda and add a bit of tang and Mongolian finch bark shavings. Is this as hard as it gets?

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That was the other assignment. Now we have to make a rootbeer float? I thought it was potions.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

I must question the wisdom of using soda in potions, then.

Unless it's supposed to help ferment the rats' feet or something.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I wanted to be a bartender I would have.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

You mean you have alcohol, too?