038. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Mirrors give you a reflected image. Shocking news, I hope you were sitting when you read that.

Why can't we see this Mirror City? Where is the mirror? Looks like all the good questions are going to go unanswered. The Lewis Carrol mirror world hopping has scientifically inaccurate for several reasons. First being that it should in all rights be impossible.  Let's suspend that belief because we have to. Thanks, Deities. This is another candle on your alter of Lacks Sense.

What does not makes even less sense is the nature of what has been skewed especially if it is supposed to be mirrored.

A few examples:

Originally       New State of Being     Specification
FBI Agent -> Evil Sexy FBI Agent= Personality Reversal [Morals] you can't SEE morals.
Lady Knight-> Sexy Vampire= State of Being + Moral Alteration  worst of both worlds
Boy Wizard-> Evil Boy Wizard=Personality Reversal [Morals + Values] change that can't be seen, the effects of course can.
Plush Lion-> Gay Plush Lion=Personality Reveral [Sexual Preference] You can't see gender preference.
Fairy Princess= Fairy Princess= Personality Reversal [Loose Morals] Giselle, you can't be evil. That's just the truth of it.
Male Escort-> Misogynist= Personality Reversal [Gained Common Sense] Nothing wrong here, actually.

Results vary on a case to case basis. Most changes being internal, possibly neurological. While things are "reflected" that doesn't make them the very same subject from the beginning. Doctor and dentist should not be interchangeable. Who the hell writes these things?

Comments

[eiremagic]

Terrific.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Another day in paradise lost.

Oh there you are. How's the paper route?

[eiremagic]

Dunno. Decided it wasn't worth my time.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And so now it is the unemployment line.

[eiremagic]

Apparently I get a check because I'm not 18.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I bet that is just so frustrating, going against your teenage runaway without strings rep going on.

Then again, hand outs have their benefit. What's keeping you off the streets and the reefer?

[eiremagic]

McClane.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you get to sit down and check up on the network and keep up your myspace all day long until he wants you to take out the garbage or do the dishes.

Ever consider an honest day's work?

[eiremagic]

What the fuck is a myspace?

You mean like when I worked as a maid?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm dated already? Huh. Facebook then.

You know Spanish? I had no idea.

[eiremagic]

I'm probably the one who's dated.

I do, what does that have to do with anything?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So then you just have a Xanga.

You're multilingual. What are you doing cleaning floors?

[eiremagic]

Trilingual, fluently.

Mostly surviving.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's refreshing. Some people don't try anything.

Want to make some decent pay being nosy and doing what you do anyway?

[eiremagic]

I'm pretty good at being nosy.