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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-03-11 09:10 pm
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032. Diagnosis

I don't ever want to sit through another free taping of The View again.  Yuck.

Even if it was a collective menstrual week, perish the thought of seven days of that, there wouldn't be enough midol to ensure any lives to those of us with a y chromosome.
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[identity profile] holymadonna.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
No. But I could ground you for this, son.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
She's got a problem with MILFs?

Wait.

Bad news. Women's intuition has come to the next level. She's seen. Heard is more likely. You can't see inner monologue, no pictures. Well...uh oh.

Stomach on your left, liver on your right....

I'm not doing this on purpose.

[identity profile] holymadonna.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
So you now realize our plight two days ago, Doctor House. This is a curse.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
The suffrage movement will thank you so much.

I am not a woman.

[identity profile] holymadonna.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I know. It's affecting the men today.
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