032. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I don't ever want to sit through another free taping of The View again.  Yuck.

Even if it was a collective menstrual week, perish the thought of seven days of that, there wouldn't be enough midol to ensure any lives to those of us with a y chromosome.

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

I didn't understand most of what you said, even if I got the idea.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Then that's all you need to know.

So. Are you behaving home alone? That staying up late and cookie eating at all hours lifestyle will catch up to you.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

I've spent most of my life without parents, I know how to eat properly and go to bed at reasonable hours.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

...

It wasn't pleasant for us either.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That can only be because women think too much. And about the most ridiculous things all the time. That's what happens when you've got a built in multitasking mechanism.

Another day in paradise, Mom.

Can I get some cookies with the milk?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

No. But I could ground you for this, son.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's got a problem with MILFs?

Wait.

Bad news. Women's intuition has come to the next level. She's seen. Heard is more likely. You can't see inner monologue, no pictures. Well...uh oh.

Stomach on your left, liver on your right....

I'm not doing this on purpose.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

So you now realize our plight two days ago, Doctor House. This is a curse.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The suffrage movement will thank you so much.

I am not a woman.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah, I know. It's affecting the men today.