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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-02-23 04:39 pm

028. Diagnosis

Doctors who give advice to people going through withdrawals are obvious idiots.

February is a stupid month. I don't mean that based on artificial flavoring and blatant marketing strategy day. Leap year and all that. Screws with the calender and gets in the way of Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaking of which: "Drinking kills braincells."

News flash. Alcohol abuse, we're talking drinking like a fish, full on inebriation regularly, can cause serious neurological damage, like Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. Cells injured are dendrites on neurons in the cerebellum, a part of the brain involved in learning and physical coordination. But even in such extreme cases, there’s a lack of evidence that alcohol kills brain cells.

Anyone else have a ridiculous old wives tale? Wait. Don't answer that.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Brad Pitt isn't dreamy enough. And I'm obviously not an idiot.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I think that's subject to opinion.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
How do I measure up then by your scale? You call everyone and their brother an idiot.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean I'd leave you out.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Do tell what you base your opinion on.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
That leads me to believe that it isn't based on any kind of system. Just feelings which have nothing at all to do with intelligence.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's point-blank knowledge. Men are idiots. Years of observation speaking here.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't say anything. All trees are green. Green has different shades. You don't do your gender justice if you write it off as all are one.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I never said that some men aren't bigger morons than others. There's different categories and conditions.

I just didn't realize I was gonna be presenting some research paper on the subject when I brought it up.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
No man has ever questioned the system?

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I never said that.