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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-02-23 04:39 pm

028. Diagnosis

Doctors who give advice to people going through withdrawals are obvious idiots.

February is a stupid month. I don't mean that based on artificial flavoring and blatant marketing strategy day. Leap year and all that. Screws with the calender and gets in the way of Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaking of which: "Drinking kills braincells."

News flash. Alcohol abuse, we're talking drinking like a fish, full on inebriation regularly, can cause serious neurological damage, like Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. Cells injured are dendrites on neurons in the cerebellum, a part of the brain involved in learning and physical coordination. But even in such extreme cases, there’s a lack of evidence that alcohol kills brain cells.

Anyone else have a ridiculous old wives tale? Wait. Don't answer that.

[identity profile] flash-minato.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Say what you will, but I don't believe I'm naive.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I do hate them too.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[identity profile] lovesduet.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I... am not certain what type those are, but it sounds very exotic.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you a member?

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Neither of us are into that. But at least Ingram finally gave up on trying to stop us!

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Brad Pitt isn't dreamy enough. And I'm obviously not an idiot.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Alcohol doesn't exist in fairyland? I can cancel my vacation now.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
When is the wedding?

[identity profile] lovesduet.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not from fairyland, silly! Though once I get home I will be certain to ask my godmother.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I think that's subject to opinion.

[identity profile] not-avampire.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
The parasite's spores are viable saliva, and they're still small enough to penetrate latex.

...And I hope I don't get carpal tunnel, too.

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Never. We're just... seeing each other. And besides, Artemis would be in danger if we did that.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
So much for true love conquering all.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yours?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me. I will.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Duh.

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
What, are you in league with Ingram on this?

[identity profile] flash-minato.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so? I take it you're a very opinionated man?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Every time we talk I feel like I'm being lobotomized. Slowly.

[identity profile] holymadonna.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Old wives tale survive the test of times, Doctor.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
How do I measure up then by your scale? You call everyone and their brother an idiot.

[identity profile] lovesduet.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Is that bad?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'd have to agree with him first. Even then, no.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
No one questions a mother. That's why they've survived so long.

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