025. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Do you know how much a bag of conversation hearts cost? Not even a bag, a box. A simple box where I'm from is less than a dollar. What does a dollar say? Cheap. Try getting into someone's pants with these puppies and you're looking into a cold, lonely Valentine's Day. Chocolate is what the women want. Not Milky Way--though you get your point across right there--run of the mill store crap.

Consider the amount of starch you're consuming. Blegh. There's a reason why those suckers and candy corn are more accessible only once a year.

The secret added raises the value. You can't converse with them. I'm sure plenty will spark.  So, tell me LOVE what's the news.

[ooc; Guess who doesn't realize there's a lil seekrit of his floating around?]

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Such standards you've got.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I've had them for a long time, too.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Here is to hoping.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Don't hold your breath.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't.

It kills braincells.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

So you've already done it a lot then.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I know about brains.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're amygdala connects better with your prefrontal cortex. That's why we're having this difficulty. I think it makes you more fascinating.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

My what connects with my what? Is that a compliment?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

More of an observation. Because you're a woman you biologically have a nature given sense of standards.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know, I really love being treated like a science experiment.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Just a token of affection.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.