Dr. Greg House, MD (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
vicodincrutch) wrote2008-02-12 07:46 am
vicodincrutch) wrote2008-02-12 07:46 am
025. Diagnosis
Do you know how much a bag of conversation hearts cost? Not even a bag, a box. A simple box where I'm from is less than a dollar. What does a dollar say? Cheap. Try getting into someone's pants with these puppies and you're looking into a cold, lonely Valentine's Day. Chocolate is what the women want. Not Milky Way--though you get your point across right there--run of the mill store crap.
Consider the amount of starch you're consuming. Blegh. There's a reason why those suckers and candy corn are more accessible only once a year.
The secret added raises the value. You can't converse with them. I'm sure plenty will spark. So, tell me LOVE what's the news.
[ooc; Guess who doesn't realize there's a lil seekrit of his floating around?]
Consider the amount of starch you're consuming. Blegh. There's a reason why those suckers and candy corn are more accessible only once a year.
The secret added raises the value. You can't converse with them. I'm sure plenty will spark. So, tell me LOVE what's the news.
[ooc; Guess who doesn't realize there's a lil seekrit of his floating around?]