025. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Do you know how much a bag of conversation hearts cost? Not even a bag, a box. A simple box where I'm from is less than a dollar. What does a dollar say? Cheap. Try getting into someone's pants with these puppies and you're looking into a cold, lonely Valentine's Day. Chocolate is what the women want. Not Milky Way--though you get your point across right there--run of the mill store crap.

Consider the amount of starch you're consuming. Blegh. There's a reason why those suckers and candy corn are more accessible only once a year.

The secret added raises the value. You can't converse with them. I'm sure plenty will spark.  So, tell me LOVE what's the news.

[ooc; Guess who doesn't realize there's a lil seekrit of his floating around?]

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Um... I think I found one of yours.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You could have asked.

Boxers.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

No. Your father.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What about him?

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

... Do I have to say?

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

I thought candy corn was only around once a year because it tastes like feet?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's part of the ploy, I assure you.

[dearprincess.livejournal.com]

... You're saying it's supposed to taste bad?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I'm saying.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I thought it was supposed to be the thought that counts.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Pick one: I think chalk with words on it about you or I think dark, creamy melting chocolate about you.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You have to pick one first: My foot in your ass or my gun in your face.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Love me tender.

Found his heart thingie but won't speak of it

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah, but some women prefer vanilla to chocolate, Doctor.

D:

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Vanilla is alright for a while.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

I'm not a sweet tooth, but I assumed this were presents when I awoke this morning. Have you tried some yourself, Doctor House?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A few for novelty's sake.

[written-rancor.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the hearts taste chalky anyway.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Ah, a voice of reason and insight!

[written-rancor.livejournal.com]

I guess it's more safe than if it were to rain chocolate, but...

I'd really, really like some chocolate.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There'd be riots in the street if it were raining chocolate.

Sounds especially good right now.

ate his, and SO isn't going to push it either

[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

Well, chocolate certainly has a better taste...I've never seen these things before.

good call ._.b

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Once you have, they're nothing special in design and taste.

[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

I should say not. It's a bit early to shower us with such things, anyway...

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I wonder if we'll get a rain of flowers next.