020. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.

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[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

They've apparently never dealt with this sort of thing.

[light chuckle]

Heavens no.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty good for a beginner at this thing.

Some people. They just don't play well with others, you know?

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[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

I have to agree, Dr. House, you're handling it quite well.


For shame, for shame.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Will we be awarded with metals of honor? I need something for the mantle. It's a little bare after all of the Christmas crap got put away.

Maybe I'll forgive them. After all magic...

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[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can whip up something for you. "In the face of adversary and general annoyance.." That sort of thing.


We certainly have enough of them running about!

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're too kind, Princess. I'll be sure to dust the mantle when I get home. After I put it back together I guess after the Stewards are finished remodeling.

Would it kill this place to send in more real doctors?

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[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

Oh, Gods--you know, we just finished construction on the entire apartment. Bloody damn..


It just might, you never know. They aren't too keen on assisting us very much.