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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-01-08 12:01 pm
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020. Diagnosis

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.
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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexy Stub is a great production company so I've heard. It's not my thing.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Where are you right now?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The hospital. Taking care of business. You?

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Not too far. That gives me time to run by there and shoot you.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I get a war wound too? Gosh, that's just great of you. My patients will love it!

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Think of it as a way to get involved.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I am involved. People keep getting hurt and I stop the hurt.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I see a lot of blood as it is.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want a medal or something?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
We all should get one. Get something good out of this. It helps the bragging rights.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
At this point I'm willing to settle for just a strong drink. And a cigarette.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why settle? We're war heroes. We should get the metal, drink and cigarette. No, cigar.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Cigar? No one told me that was an option. Can I have one of those smelly bubble baths, too?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're a war hero. Who is going to deny you that?

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
No one, I hope. I really don't feel like shooting anyone else.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
But you don't mind shooting me?

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're my very special exception.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
What did I ever do to deserve this?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
That settles it. We're made for each other.

[identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I think I just threw up a little.
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