020. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Who's that? Are you somewhere safe?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A World War nurse, read a book on her. She's great. As safe as doctoring in the middle of a war can be.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll have to look that up sometime. If you see a big black robot, that's probably Ingram's.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How can someone miss that? Parking must be a bitch.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

He doesn't seem to have much problem with it. And it's useful sometimes.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Stomping being the first and most valuable usage.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

It has other weapons to. But yeah, stomping works.