019. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Explosions aren't that scary unless you are in one. If you're in one, you aren't scared for long because then you are blown to bits or in excruciating pain fear doesn't matter. I've seen Die Hard. Independence Day. I can turn on a TV. Here though, I doubt we'll see footage of what happened with a bunch of talking heads. There are a lot of explosions in this stupid place.

They're annoying and loud around here, not scary.

What is, instead, is the lack of a party assuming responsibility. There is no al Qaeda, no Hezbollah. Even our home grown bad guys are quiet. The least you could do is lie and say you did it, someone wants our attention. Our "government" has been dismantled. You all are the quietest bunch of sheep ever.

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[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

There were zero civilian deaths. It's not the work of terrorists.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

I did it.

It was all my fault. I did it to spark canrage and war and chaos.

There.

Does that make you feel comforted?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And the lack of terror speaks for itself. Well, some of us.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're the most passionless terrorist leader I've ever seen. Shouldn't there be a flag behind you and shouldn't you have more to say?

[no-whore.livejournal.com]

This isn't from someone inside the city. No one here would have the available power to take the 'gods' down.

*video post*

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

*the picture opens up, showing the Major sitting in front of a red Nazi flag, fluttering slowly behind him*

This is my flag, Dr. House. I would not call us terroists as I would an army, but I can say much, much more, should I so chose.

Would you like to hear our manifesto?

Would you like to hear why we might do what we do?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. I'm wary of both.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I figured as much. It was speculation.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The deities were Jews?

[no-whore.livejournal.com]

Do you always 'think out loud'?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

We aren't free if we're still milling around this place.

[freakyfanboy.livejournal.com]

For all we know, this is the deities' form of demolition and they're simply on vacation until their new building goes up.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. It helps get feed back to shoot down.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

They would have told us to shut up by now if that was the case. I know I would.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

They'll operate in phases I imagine, once the shock from today's events wear off. We have nazis among other degenerates, but we aren't Poland or even Iraq. Not by a long shot.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

If we did it, we would do it because we could, Dr. House.

We would do it because it was war

[no-whore.livejournal.com]

Then why want the feedback if it's worthless?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That would have cleared up why we didn't have a Hanukkah curse.

They were an okay band. I guess. Well, doughboy. Where's your war? And if you're out to solicit one, taking up issues with people of the medical profession wouldn't be the way to do it. I like the sentiments anyway.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it was worthless. Are you familiar with the Socratic method? It's a learning experience for everyone.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So we're Canada? Wary, armed, but far too friendly for our own good.

[freakyfanboy.livejournal.com]

That's a good point...and it certainly can't be a natural phenomenon...

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

We only want them to think we're the hat of the United States.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

My hero.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

Everywhere, Doctor House. It's just not always visible, because the audience is looking in the wrong direction.

But you asked for a reassurance, someone to claim responsibillity.

I thought I might ease your heart.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Just doing my civic duty.

And how did you figure out my secret identity? I spent so many years and so much time...