019. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Explosions aren't that scary unless you are in one. If you're in one, you aren't scared for long because then you are blown to bits or in excruciating pain fear doesn't matter. I've seen Die Hard. Independence Day. I can turn on a TV. Here though, I doubt we'll see footage of what happened with a bunch of talking heads. There are a lot of explosions in this stupid place.

They're annoying and loud around here, not scary.

What is, instead, is the lack of a party assuming responsibility. There is no al Qaeda, no Hezbollah. Even our home grown bad guys are quiet. The least you could do is lie and say you did it, someone wants our attention. Our "government" has been dismantled. You all are the quietest bunch of sheep ever.

Comments

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

We only want them to think we're the hat of the United States.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Easter bonnet is more like it.

What's the word around the office?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Stand by for at least 24 hours. No sense keeping the lot of you awake for the downtime.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are we talking relocation?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

No. Not yet.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I need pills.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Don't. In case you lose your supplier in the next few days.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Maybe you don't understand. I need my pills.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

I thought this occurrence barely bothered you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Remember that time that Christopher lost a key somewhere in your face?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm asking you for something easily obtainable. You asked me to perform open face surgery.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Understood.