019. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Explosions aren't that scary unless you are in one. If you're in one, you aren't scared for long because then you are blown to bits or in excruciating pain fear doesn't matter. I've seen Die Hard. Independence Day. I can turn on a TV. Here though, I doubt we'll see footage of what happened with a bunch of talking heads. There are a lot of explosions in this stupid place.

They're annoying and loud around here, not scary.

What is, instead, is the lack of a party assuming responsibility. There is no al Qaeda, no Hezbollah. Even our home grown bad guys are quiet. The least you could do is lie and say you did it, someone wants our attention. Our "government" has been dismantled. You all are the quietest bunch of sheep ever.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're the most passionless terrorist leader I've ever seen. Shouldn't there be a flag behind you and shouldn't you have more to say?

*video post*

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

*the picture opens up, showing the Major sitting in front of a red Nazi flag, fluttering slowly behind him*

This is my flag, Dr. House. I would not call us terroists as I would an army, but I can say much, much more, should I so chose.

Would you like to hear our manifesto?

Would you like to hear why we might do what we do?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The deities were Jews?

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

If we did it, we would do it because we could, Dr. House.

We would do it because it was war

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That would have cleared up why we didn't have a Hanukkah curse.

They were an okay band. I guess. Well, doughboy. Where's your war? And if you're out to solicit one, taking up issues with people of the medical profession wouldn't be the way to do it. I like the sentiments anyway.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

Everywhere, Doctor House. It's just not always visible, because the audience is looking in the wrong direction.

But you asked for a reassurance, someone to claim responsibillity.

I thought I might ease your heart.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I wanted someone to lie to me I would have found a lawyer or a teenage boy. Thanks.