019. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Explosions aren't that scary unless you are in one. If you're in one, you aren't scared for long because then you are blown to bits or in excruciating pain fear doesn't matter. I've seen Die Hard. Independence Day. I can turn on a TV. Here though, I doubt we'll see footage of what happened with a bunch of talking heads. There are a lot of explosions in this stupid place.

They're annoying and loud around here, not scary.

What is, instead, is the lack of a party assuming responsibility. There is no al Qaeda, no Hezbollah. Even our home grown bad guys are quiet. The least you could do is lie and say you did it, someone wants our attention. Our "government" has been dismantled. You all are the quietest bunch of sheep ever.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought you liked tight clothing.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but...

I think we've gotta agree there's a big difference between me wearing tight clothing and you wearing tight clothing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's been an explosion and the state of unrests in the City...and now you've developed specifications.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well if I don't then who will?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine.

You'll get a cookie. I think it would really be impressive though if you developed perception.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Perception, huh?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

One step at a time though.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I've already got plenty.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What's the grapevine saying?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

The deity office blew up and a bunch of kids have a bad feeling.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Now. Tell me something I don't know.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Piss me off some more and I'll shoot you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I knew that already.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I think you're lying.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Everybody lies.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Tell me something I don't know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Me first, wait your turn.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Ladies first.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Age before beauty.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Rain check.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't think I like it that much. Thanks anyway.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Ass.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tits.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Dick.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

This would have been a lot more fun if I was fifteen.