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[vicodincrutch]

video;

[Hey network. Here is Dr. House at his desk in his office. He's looking scruffy as ever. Maybe a bit more haggered now that we really look at him.]

Black and white. Blah blah blah. I want to know exactly what is wrong with this picture.

[He holds a small white bottle the portion of it that isn't covere by his fingers shows labels for the City General Hospital prescription for House, Gregory. With an unnecessary flourish he opens the bottle then tips it upside down. Out tumbles one white pill. Just one.]

Comments

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

Generally, the pill goes in your mouth. It does little good if not ingested.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Thank god for specific directions however, this is a prescription. Meaning that there has to be a multiple dosage until it's gone. This was half full.

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an incompetent pharmacy. You should think of switching pharmacists- or providers, if your pharmacist seems to have something against you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor. I work at the hospital. This bottle has been in my pocket.

[diastereomer.livejournal.com]

Unless you happen to have your medical degree in pharmacology, you should not be filling your own prescriptions- so my point still stands.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't. I know who writes my prescription and the faces that do fill my prescriptions. None of them put their sanitized fingers in my pockets.