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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2011-06-18 02:08 pm

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[identity profile] artsyfartsybaby.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a twenty-five percent chance of it happening if both parents are carriers.

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Which they are in this case.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That means if you were capable of having a litter one of four Angebabies would have Leber's congenital amurosis. Chances are the procedure will be more effective by the time your water breaks.

Eat more carrots.

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[identity profile] artsyfartsybaby.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm due in a week and a half. I hope those scientists and the FDA work weekends.

Shut up.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
There are stranger things. You should know that.

You've got two more questions, Preggo.

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[identity profile] artsyfartsybaby.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll save those two for the other doctors in case of emergency evacuations of my uterus.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you don't force your beliefs on your foundling nation.

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[identity profile] artsyfartsybaby.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean telling them that life is to be lived and to not be an jerk like you? Of course I am.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-06-19 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Brainwashing tsk.