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[vicodincrutch]

Affection will be accepted in gift form only. Physical contact is for VIP members only. You will not be allowed without a VIP bracelet.

Save the stupid questions. No, I'm not English. No, it isn't lupus.

Why do you keep coming when I don't know who you are and leave hints.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is it? I'd think you'd find this disappointing. I'm not Brad Pitt yet.