vicodincrutch: (doctor a nonymous)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-07-11 07:57 am
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Affection will be accepted in gift form only. Physical contact is for VIP members only. You will not be allowed without a VIP bracelet.

Save the stupid questions. No, I'm not English. No, it isn't lupus.

Why do you keep coming when I don't know who you are and leave hints.
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[identity profile] cardiowhore.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
God, lupus? Boring.

[identity profile] cardiowhore.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
More importantly, non-surgical.

[identity profile] lendyoumycar.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's comforting to find you just as yourself here, House.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Is it? I'd think you'd find this disappointing. I'm not Brad Pitt yet.

[identity profile] bakurakrazie.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
How do I get a VIP bracelet?

[identity profile] bakurakrazie.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I find a flaw in your organization.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Flaw? It's perfect. For me.

[identity profile] bakurakrazie.livejournal.com 2010-07-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Do I need a bracelet to hear you play?

[identity profile] maintenancing.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Your cane scuffs my floors.
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