098 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Filtered from Angela Montenegro + Dr. James Wilson;

<emeded video>

1. Watch it.
2. a. Come and collect your free lighter. Who doesn't like free?
    b. Turn those suckers on when you see either one of the video's stars.
3. Send it to two other people.
4. IMPORTANT: It's a secret. Don't ask. Don't tell.

Comments

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

Antagonizing your fellow man, are you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's a God given right.

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

And it seems to be what humans do best.

...I've not heard that song, but I never bothered with music.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not you. Clearly. Not animal then, that leaves mineral or vegetable.

What do you bother with?

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

...What?

Science. Computer programming and biology, specifically.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're not human. What are you? Alien?

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

An AI downloaded into a human body.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Why did you choose a blowup doll?

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

It was a choice between this human form and destruction.

Also, I am not and never was a sex device, and I do not approve of the comparison.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You approve of it enough to keep the brick house.

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

Restrain yourself. I would rather be back in my mainframe, and you look too old for me even considering my true age.

What do you bother with, when you aren't being a lecherous old man?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not taking out my eyes. They've grown on me. Anyway, Robo, I think you would know that age is just a numeral with your ones and zeros.

Diagnostics, motor sports, good food and seeking out less obnoxious company.

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

SHODAN. And the fact that I point out your social failings puts you at the level of insolent beast. And you are supposed to be the best medical mind that this city can put forth?

Less obnoxious than me or your singing friends? 'Both' is a valid answer, or at least the one that I expect.

1/3

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I know that you're essentially an inanimate object with girly parts, as we've established, your behavior is distinctly bitch.

2/3

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Insolent beasts are incapable of conversation. They also don't have professions. And if you're going to personally attack me, fine, whatever. I can do that too. Windows sucks. Apple should stick to making entertainment pieces. IBM may as well be in the tar pits.

Judge me on my job when I'm doing my job.

3/3

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There should be a cage fight between you and Angela Montenegro to properly determine.

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

I have no knowledge of her, but at least now that we've established a few points on either side, you're carrying on a conversation.

Are you strictly medical in your career, or do you also research into new fields of biology?



...For the record, Apple did, Windows does, and IBM no longer exists in 2114.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You don't now. You will.

Diagnostics is a field of medicine.

...none of that surprises me in the slightest.

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

And why is that? Perhaps you should introduce me.

Yes, I know. So, then, you are strictly medical. That is still good to know, considering what houses me now. Do you work at all with cybernetic implants?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Introducing requires talking to her. That happens and the day is blown.

No, I work with silicone implants on the rare occasion. The natural ones are more satisfying.