098 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Filtered from Angela Montenegro + Dr. James Wilson;

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1. Watch it.
2. a. Come and collect your free lighter. Who doesn't like free?
    b. Turn those suckers on when you see either one of the video's stars.
3. Send it to two other people.
4. IMPORTANT: It's a secret. Don't ask. Don't tell.

Comments

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

I like free.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Did you see the video?

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

Oh, they're having so much fun!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Right.

Do you understand the conditions involved with getting a free lighter?

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

I light it when I see Wilson James James Wilson. And Angela.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Bingo. Whatever else you do with it is your business and responsibility.

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

Can haz fire, then?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Come and get it. Don't turn it on in the hospital.

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay!

...but after I light it for James and Angela, what do I do with it?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Use it for candles, light cigarettes, melt things?

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

I don't have any cigarettes, do you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nope. Tough luck.

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

Then I guess I don't need it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You could pay it forward and hand along the free lighter.

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

But what if the other person doesn't smoke?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Pass it along until the lighter finds a smoker. Or leave it.

Think outside the box.

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

I think outside the world, boxes are too small a goal.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Then come up with something to do with the lighter.

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

But if I don't take the lighter, I won't have to think of anything.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And get a missed opportunity.

[have-a-job-too.livejournal.com]

Opportunity for what?