vicodincrutch: (doctoring)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-11-08 11:54 pm

084. Diagnosis

And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

Observations:
fundoscopy at a typical level
visualization + dreaming
Optokinetic nystagmus -> no
frequent seizuring -> no

Looks like cortical blindness. Boring.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Already they sound more sensible than I believed.

We're not talking feathered wings and halo for real, are we?

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't met it. It says it's an Angel. If anything the response to it suggests otherwise.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Two cases of blindness from one entity. We need to fill more of the holes in this parable.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
There are incidents of Biblical blindess. Saul. Peter isn't a persecutor or a sinner.

After his affliction, St Paul also writes: And no marvel, for even Satan disguises himself as an Angel of light.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
As impressive as your spot on theological commentary is, it doesn't help this case.

An angel can be anyone's perception of bright, visually appealing thing that can appear helpful or caring. And because we call it a duck doesn't mean it's a duck.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's my point. In the passage Paul talks about not taking those who claim to be good wholly at their word. Everybody lies.

So ask the Angel.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
I broke my sunglasses. Send Jimmy.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
And you can't buy new ones?

Send Cameron since sunglasses are so expensive. She'll likely be impervious.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Right, you can page Cameron. She practically qualifies herself.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Do we have a location for angel sightings?

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
By the fountain. Red hair and a rottweiler.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Already it does not sound like an angel.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Appearances can be deceptive.

By the way, I cleared up the last of your current paperwork this evening.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure they weren't blind already?

What do you want.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing. Just, mention it to Cameron when you page her.

So she doesn't go looking.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a carrier pigeon. I'll page her for divine intervention.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.