vicodincrutch: (doctoring)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-11-08 11:54 pm

084. Diagnosis

And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

Observations:
fundoscopy at a typical level
visualization + dreaming
Optokinetic nystagmus -> no
frequent seizuring -> no

Looks like cortical blindness. Boring.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
And you can't buy new ones?

Send Cameron since sunglasses are so expensive. She'll likely be impervious.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Right, you can page Cameron. She practically qualifies herself.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Do we have a location for angel sightings?

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
By the fountain. Red hair and a rottweiler.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Already it does not sound like an angel.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Appearances can be deceptive.

By the way, I cleared up the last of your current paperwork this evening.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure they weren't blind already?

What do you want.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing. Just, mention it to Cameron when you page her.

So she doesn't go looking.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a carrier pigeon. I'll page her for divine intervention.

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[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.