080. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Voice;

I'm going to simplify my confusion into one, and only one, question. The answer, the hard part, is up to you. Be concise.  The amount of focus it takes to write down my own symptoms on a napkin with a pen is tremendous.

And I don't feel much. Cool. Drugs, kids. They're something.

Back to the question: What the hell is going on?

Comments

[eiremagic]

The animals have gone crazy and someone's released some kind of body switching thing on the City.

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Normal then.

voice;

[eiremagic]

Must be a Saturday.

voice;

[songofdreams.livejournal.com]

...uhm, I'm not sure.

The animals are going insane, and my friend is being taken to the hospital because of... an attack of some sort.

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

An animal attack.

voice;

[songofdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure... John was the one who found him, but he's really badly hurt.

[crimson-intent.livejournal.com]

I would think that obvious by now.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that other people were incapacitated too.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Crazy things. You know, the usual here.

[Pause as she can't believe she's going to ask this.]

How are you holding up?

audio;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not starry-eyed enough to hope to wake up it was all a dream to tell Auntie Em.

The food is terrible. Back up is on the way.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Sneaking food into the hospital? Glad to know even doctors aren't above the crime.

[dr_conscience]

You know, I'm sure we could bring you a small whiteboard.

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What are you waiting for?

voice;

[dr_conscience]

[Sigh.]

I'll be there in a few minutes.

[voice;]

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You're hallucinating. None of this is real.

Go back to sleep.

[voice;]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Did you go backwards through puberty?

[voice;]

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I think that's the first time you've accepted I passed it.

sobbb i may have to backtag atcha ;__;

[as_damaged]

What have you got so far?

backtags fo lyfe <333

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Give me a second to read my own writing.

Itch started the list but then it looks like I crossed it out. Photo-sensitivity, audio-sensitivity, fluctuating appetite (currently starving), irregular sleeping cycle--you can take me off of the heavy duty stuff, dulled but no loss of sensation, and the last word I have is blrghdffpt.

[as_damaged]

Blrghdffpt sounds serious. Aren't they feeding you?

sob so very backdated orz

[dr-tightass.livejournal.com]

I see people are answering your question. Care to answer one of mine? Why the hell have you been getting out of bed?

all the cool people backdate

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In search of this thing called flavor and substance that the City General kitchen has long since forgot.

but what about us lamers?

[dr-tightass.livejournal.com]

Send a nurse to get it for you. That's what they're for. You should not be out of bed.

call;

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

[ eeearly in the morning, the phone goes ring ring riiiii~ng ]

call;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What?